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Chess Demotivational Poster

CARTRIDGE CHESS - A game for high caliber players.

TAGS: cartridge chess
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:43 pm
Nice catch! I wish there had been a larger round, the queen would make a nice bishop. Shotgun carts for the rooks are genius though.
TheOne - November 14, 2012, 7:49 pm
Well done. 5L.
twill1962 - November 3, 2012, 10:01 pm
Hate to be the "Chess Nazi," but the "Gold" queen should be on black, since the "silver" queen is on white. Just sayin'. Oh, BTW: 5Ls.
falloutghoul - October 24, 2012, 8:21 am
I think this can also go to MilitaryLulz.


TAGS: chess kickboxing computer opponent humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:52 pm
Wait 'til its big friends get a hold of your personal-info... And your bank account!

LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves


CHESS - done right

TAGS: chess
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Axis

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:49 pm
Battle spork!
Axis - June 22, 2012, 1:59 pm
tell me something I dont know lol
noiretnopal - June 22, 2012, 2:53 am
Japanese people are just weird
Axis - June 20, 2012, 2:19 pm
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:41 am
Make me your pawn


TAGS: three people grey round chess
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

idontevenknowijustmadethisfornothing - September 2, 2011, 8:21 pm
There is no 'good' and no 'evil' just shades of [email protected]#ing grey - Officer Francis McReary On the other hand, there is no good without evil, and no evil without good, but there must be something in between. A 'grey' (gray?) section if you will
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 7:19 am
there's always a third option in life. don't care what people say, but it usualy takes some time to think about it
pzykosiz - August 22, 2011, 12:59 am
what about people who do the right thing in the most evil way possible?
MPsniper - August 21, 2011, 6:16 pm
uhmmm...yes it is. there is right...& there is wrong. there is no GRAY area.

DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.

TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ucalien

premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)



TAGS: cheat chess mirror
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sho - March 6, 2012, 6:40 pm
gas - March 6, 2012, 5:18 pm
carebear - March 6, 2012, 5:08 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 6, 2012, 2:51 pm
Note to self: Do not play che55 with Sho. 8)


TAGS: olympics chess skinny white calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - March 14, 2012, 8:51 am
But it's not an actual olympic evemt, which is what the poster is referring to.
TheGoat - March 14, 2012, 12:34 am
actually there is a Chess Olympics - it's event usually involving 1500 competitors from 100 countries - been going on for more than 100 years now www.fide.com
Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 5:38 pm

fav'd caveman...real nice.

CHESS - “Life is a kind of chess, with struggle, competition, good and ill events” (Benjamin Franklin)

TAGS: last man standing chess
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Makriev

Derek - March 10, 2010, 6:01 am
Natural evening of the stakes. That's the spirit!


PERSPECTIVE - "A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing." - Emo Phillips

TAGS: perspective chess kickboxing computer
Rating: 4.89/5

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zaxx81 - March 17, 2012, 9:24 pm
I was mainly looking for something to put my artwork that I created in an class.
Sho - March 17, 2012, 12:59 pm
4L because of slight overused quote
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 6:12 am
5L This is my life when ever I get done with my work at school

CHESS - If you start making your own sound effects, it's probably not the game for you.

TAGS: chess game sound
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:10 am
I guess the next time someone does that at a chess tournament, it'll be OK for us all to do it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 1:04 am
What about, “Doomdy doomdy doom, doom, doom, doomdy doom, doom, doom, doomdy doomdy doom…” ?


TAGS: life chess
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - March 1, 2011, 5:47 pm



PWNED - ...accept it. You may have Variety and Quality But life blocks you out with more of the same So you are always on square one...


TAGS: check mate chess calendar dad
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by caveman

Verdeckt - November 12, 2011, 9:15 pm
Yet another frightening look into your checkered past *hat, coat.. Door*


PAWNED - Yes, you have just been F*cked by a pawn FAIL

TAGS: fail chess big fail
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by orbitalstress

forseti - September 23, 2010, 6:32 pm
I see... Derek knows checkers!
Derek - September 23, 2010, 6:09 pm
Ahhh pwned. Then again, the black queen may be busy mating the white king.
Faceplant31 - September 23, 2010, 2:02 pm
Very nice debut orbit. Look around in the forums and introduce yourself.
orbitalstress - September 23, 2010, 1:54 pm
my first



DEEP CONTEMPLATION - Give them a minute, they'll figure it out.

HEY BOBBY - I hope that's just an extra bishop ?

TAGS: bobby bishop chess
Rating: 3.38/5

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TheGoat - February 28, 2010, 1:26 pm
In 30+ years of playing tournament chess, I've NEVER seen a pink set of pieces! 5L

YOUR FACE WILL STAY THAT WAY - Angry Baby found out the hard way

NO-ONE'S DESIGNED TO LOSE - Tragedy, as compared to a man in love with defeat, is a sloppy way of being in love with yourself.

TAGS: playing chess mind games feas
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

FeralCognoscente - December 27, 2010, 12:08 pm
Great pic, stupid verse
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 8:54 pm

beauty Feas...5l.


TAGS: chesseburger challenge
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

Debkins - October 3, 2010, 11:37 pm
Your a poet and didn't know it...great job!
AdmiralAckbar - September 18, 2010, 9:34 pm
Just got hungry turning on the grill

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Let the games begin..

TAGS: artificialintelligence chess
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

robotdylan - April 14, 2012, 6:10 am
Thank you..
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 1:22 pm
Ah, very nice RD, can be interpreted many ways and the text matches the title well I'll say. 5L


TAGS: chess cheat dirty
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Anything

agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:22 am
If there's a goal, the goal is the goal. The more rules applied, the harder it will be to achieve that goal.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 17, 2010, 1:11 am
You know what they say in the military...if you ain't cheating...you ain't trying!
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 12:16 am
Playing dirty has merit. Life ain't fair.
rerun - March 6, 2010, 10:58 am

GS - just don't shower, cannot believe I have to explain this to you.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 10:56 am
how do you play dirty in chess? rook his king in the nads? you been pwn'd ?

Man Without A Face -

TAGS: good evil chess past future
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 24, 2014, 7:59 am
Thank you. :)
Reality Lord - March 24, 2014, 7:25 am

very nice

determination -

TAGS: chess garyo misspriss vitusg
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 2:48 pm
Actually, 25 times. Poor ol' basdard has selective memory...and yeah I'm trying really hard to forget the 1st time too! Obviously a 5L "hit the nail on the head" vote.
GaryO - June 24, 2014, 4:35 pm
Yeah, I was able to mate her when she finally quit puttin’ the squeeze to my pawn. 5L/fav


TAGS: chess advancement sacrifice worth cubicle
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 18, 2012, 5:47 am
The true Porche customer base... 5L Space

Tiger Attack -

TAGS: attack white tiger chess moo ha ha
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - March 29, 2014, 12:37 pm
works for Monopoly too



BODY CONFIDENCE - Once you've got it You never lose it

TAGS: duchess alba bikini
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

mariand - August 29, 2012, 2:04 am
I think she has a problem with her sight... thus, she can't see herself in the mirror.
gas - August 28, 2012, 10:46 pm
LOL that's the last person I expected to see here

LIFE - We are all just pawns sitting around, dying, waitng for the queen to tell the king to tell the bishop to tell the knight to get in there and PWN

TAGS: chess life pwn fail
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

M0rd3kaI - March 5, 2012, 5:15 pm
Not to be a 5pelling nazi, but... *cough* ... 'waiting*
Zreiser - February 20, 2011, 8:59 pm
A 6-pun fake! I think it's a new record

IF YOU THROW LIKE THIS - a hat is the least of your worries

ALIEN VS PREDATOR 2 - The old fashion way didn't work so lets play chess to settle this problem


TAGS: chess
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:11 am
Thanks LogicDude. To me it looked like the pawn was servicing the queen, then I read your remark and had to deal with issues that I thought were settled by now. Bastard.
LogicDude - December 18, 2008, 5:54 pm
Thanks Man...*tear*...but that pic makes it look like the Queen is a tranny with wood.
GoForthAndDie - December 18, 2008, 5:05 pm
If I recall my chess correctly, pawns can become something much greater. Maybe nothing with laser eyes, but still...
RONSART - December 18, 2008, 4:58 pm
My lil tribute to LD!....lol

REBELLION - Even if you take down the system, another will soon take its place.

TAGS: demotivational chess
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by Nero

Rebellion - October 17, 2008, 2:54 pm
The greatest way to have someone bring about a change is to make them think it's their own idea.

CHESS - To win: don't play

TAGS: don t play chess win
Rating: 2.07/5

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brianjayy - January 21, 2011, 11:13 am
...the Queens should be opposite each other, etc...

It is not what you are that holds you back. -

TAGS: chess pawn horse piece holds you back think
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - May 17, 2016, 5:46 pm
Thanks, c3rn.
Rick69 - May 17, 2016, 5:45 pm
Thanks, José.
concern3 - May 17, 2016, 7:02 am
Excellent. UP yours
JesusWept - May 16, 2016, 8:36 pm
Nice one. ^^^^^Up

Rumination -

Dumb Knight Obstructs His King -

TAGS: chess knight pawn endgame ending
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Chemwong

Chemwong - October 8, 2015, 1:40 pm
Please leave the knight alone and play 1.a7! Enjoy your horse meat with your new born queen:)
mizzdizz - May 22, 2015, 1:03 am
Where was the knight sitting? That was STUPID! black needs more coffee!! Even if the last move was white, he didn't see that coming? Good one, Chem! 5L!
Ashson - May 21, 2015, 8:48 pm
White to move and White will win. Black to move it will be a draw.

My pound of flesh -

K- 9 -

TAGS: dedicated to gretchen duchess b p d ca
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 2:33 am
Thanks Zeul!
Zeul - January 17, 2016, 10:26 pm
LMFAO .... Hella Good Diz
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 1:29 pm
I've had this pic forever----I overheard one of my neighbors jokingly call his dog a stupid --- the poster made itself!!! LOL!!!!! TNX JW!!!!!
JesusWept - January 16, 2016, 10:03 am
GRRR! Another pic that i have stored but dizz beat me to it lol. L L L L L